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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Vol. 38, No. 9. April 29, 1975

PUTRID SCUM! TURDY SLIME! YER'VE NOT BORT MY BOOK YET OR ANY OF THE OTHERS ME AND ME CANCERED FAMILY'S BEEN WRITING LIKE MY OWN 'BERT FEGG'S NASTY BOOK FOR BOYS AND GIRLS' BY BERT FEGG (really awful) OR ABOUT BEHAVIORISM' BY B. F. SKINNER FEGG (see inset) OR IN MY OWN WAY' BY ALAN WATTS FEGG (the weed.) OR 'WILL BRADLEY' BY NOBODY FEGG. OR 'MASTER OF MIDDLE EARTH - J.R.R. TOLKIEN' BY PAUL KOCHER FEGG. GRRR!! ALL OF THEM GORY, INNARDY BOOKS TO SMASH UP YOUR MOUTH WITH NOTHING SNOTTY ABOUT THESE …

PUTRID SCUM! TURDY SLIME! YER'VE NOT BORT MY BOOK YET OR ANY OF THE OTHERS ME AND ME CANCERED FAMILY'S BEEN WRITING LIKE MY OWN 'BERT FEGG'S NASTY BOOK FOR BOYS AND GIRLS' BY BERT FEGG (really awful) OR ABOUT BEHAVIORISM' BY B. F. SKINNER FEGG (see inset) OR IN MY OWN WAY' BY ALAN WATTS FEGG (the weed.) OR 'WILL BRADLEY' BY NOBODY FEGG. OR 'MASTER OF MIDDLE EARTH - J.R.R. TOLKIEN' BY PAUL KOCHER FEGG. GRRR!! ALL OF THEM GORY, INNARDY BOOKS TO SMASH UP YOUR MOUTH WITH NOTHING SNOTTY ABOUT THESE PUSSING TOMES, OR THE WEEDY PLACE YOU GET THEM FROM— SWEET AND MAXWELLS UBC I'LL REMIND YER AGAIN; YER OOZING GUTS'LL KNOW COS IT'LL BE WITH ENDOSKELETONS OF NEWTS EARS IN YOUR SOUP. AARGH!! DESTROY ME. YOU MUST Yerluvinuncle Bert