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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 8. April 18 1977

THE FABULOUS FRENKS SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES BEING CHASED INTO THE HILLS BY GENERAL DOUGLAS R ZASTER (U. S. ARMY, RET.) AND HIS MILITIA! THAT AMERICAN GENERAL AND HIS STORM TROOPERS ARE AFTER US! THEY'VE GOT GUNS! WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN! THEY'RE STILL BACK THERE ABOUT TWO MILES BEHIND US! WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY CLOSER! WELL, THAT WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT WE'RE ABOUT OUT OF GAS! LOOK! UP AHEAD! A VILLAGE! I'VE GOT AND IDEA! TELL US! TELL US YOUR IDEA! EVERY VILLAGE HAS A CATH…

THE FABULOUS FRENKS SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES BEING CHASED INTO THE HILLS BY GENERAL DOUGLAS R ZASTER (U. S. ARMY, RET.) AND HIS MILITIA! THAT AMERICAN GENERAL AND HIS STORM TROOPERS ARE AFTER US! THEY'VE GOT GUNS! WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN! THEY'RE STILL BACK THERE ABOUT TWO MILES BEHIND US! WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY CLOSER! WELL, THAT WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT WE'RE ABOUT OUT OF GAS! LOOK! UP AHEAD! A VILLAGE! I'VE GOT AND IDEA! TELL US! TELL US YOUR IDEA! EVERY VILLAGE HAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH, DOESNT IT? YEAH, I GUESS SO! BUT SO WHAT? IT HAS BEEN THE CUSTOM THROUGHOUT HISTORY FOR CATHOLIC CHURCHES TO PROVIDE SANCTUARY FOR THE HELPLESS FUGITIVE! HERE IT IS! OUR SANCTUARY SCREECH SLAM MADE IT! AND NOT A MOMENT SOON! WHERE'D THOSE HIPPIES DISAPPEAR TO? DAMMST, PEEDROW, DON'T YOU LET THEM GET AWAY FROM US! !AY!! SI, MI GENERAL! OH, HELLO, FATHER! WE SEEK A PLACE TO HIDE FROM THE LOCO GRINGO FASCISTO! DIG? !AYAYAYAYAYAYAY! !AYUDAME! !AYUDAME! !POLICIA! !POLICIA! the adventures of FAT FREDDY'S CAT HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOME PLACE BEFORE? POSSIBLY. I AM A TELEVISION ACTOR! WOW! I THOUGHT SO! WHAT SHOW? THE "KITTY BISCUTTS" AD! SIX OTHER CATS AND I ARE RACING TOWARD A BOWL OF FOOD! SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT JOB! WELL, I RETIRED ON MY FOURTH DAY! WHY? I LOST INTEREST AFTER THEY FED US.