Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 8. April 18 1977
THE FABULOUS FRENKS SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES BEING CHASED INTO THE HILLS BY GENERAL DOUGLAS R ZASTER (U. S. ARMY, RET.) AND HIS MILITIA! THAT AMERICAN GENERAL AND HIS STORM TROOPERS ARE AFTER US! THEY'VE GOT GUNS! WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN! THEY'RE STILL BACK THERE ABOUT TWO MILES BEHIND US! WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY CLOSER! WELL, THAT WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT WE'RE ABOUT OUT OF GAS! LOOK! UP AHEAD! A VILLAGE! I'VE GOT AND IDEA! TELL US! TELL US YOUR IDEA! EVERY VILLAGE HAS A CATH…