Title: Sport 21: Spring 1998

Publication details: Fergus Barrowman, October 1998, Wellington

Part of: Sport

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If It's Better to Bitch, Bitch

Bitching's got more guts than blubbering
and it can be smarter to bitch than blush
a bitch who can't get bitchy
can eventually become a lush

And bitching's better than bullying
since it's better to bitch than bite
a bitch is better by far
than a prick or a blatherskite

Bitching loosens the fibres
it's a bit like using a drill
if it's sharp it makes an impression
and stops you from getting ill

So come with me my hearties
come with me my pets
let's take the cluds to the cleaners
before our venom cools and sets