didymo

do not enter the water do not drink the water if you drink the water do a drinking free of water dance do not touch the water if you touch the water with a stick wash the stick in a solution of one part dishwashing liquid to 19 parts tap water do not think about the water unless you have washed first

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do not write about the stream lapping at your stream do not lap stream do not walk too close in case an unlucky tourist in good shape—perhaps from germany called ingrid—pushes you in do not let the weed grow in your mouth and spit it into another waterway

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if you swim in the water but not naked make sure that you wash your mouth and your swimming togs in saline solution

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do not enter the stream do not think about how cool the stream would be on your legs do not muse on how the word bounces along your tongue

but what about dreaming you ask the doc ranger am i allowed to dream but what if in my dream the man in the didymo is the largest i have ever seen what if for instance ranger he is say 105 kg of solid muscle and i can ask him things like how many didymos have you killed and was it good for didymo?