Victoria College Students' Carnival. Thursday and Friday, June 24th and 25th, 1909
Cotton's Tab
Cotton's Tab.
A Doggerel.
Tune—Mary had a little lamb, Auld. Lang Syne, or any other.
Lost near Victoria College on May 24th a cream pug pup.
Answers to the name of Tab. Reward.—C.A.C., Hotel Arcadia.
(Copied from a Contemporary.)
Oh, Cotton had a lovely pup,
With a lovely curly tail,
And thrice each day it supped its sup
From a lovely wooden pail.
Still Cotton's pup in memory lives
Through lapse of doleful years;
It's spirit round the bucket sniffs,
Now filled with Cotton's tears.
Students are Free from Colds when Clothed in Underclothing from Wallace and Gibson.
It followed him to lectures once,
A journey indiscreet,
It follows him, alas, no more—
Seduced by Hopkirk's meat.
That gentle youth the puppy bore
To the purple-scented lab,
Where Kirk stood Panting for the gore
Of Cotton's sainted Tab.
One little bark a closing sneeze,
A whiff of Ether-Sulph—
"A pickle bottle, Hopkirk, please!
The barks go on the shelf."
Now Cotton roams the hills about
With weary, absent gaze;
He seeks for Tabby's chilly snout
Among alzaio clays.
While in good spirits puppy dwells
Until Pandora come,
When twice ten thousand purple-smells,
Shall hum their "Welcome Home."