Victoria University College. Extravaganza "KYD". 3rd, 5th and 6th May, 1930
Pirates: — "How to Make a Party."
Pirates:
"How to Make a Party."
When I've been drinking liquor,
Although my speech is thicker,
My noble heart beats quicker, too, brother.
I like a little party,
So while I'm feeling hearty,
I'll tell you how to make a party, brother:
Chorus:
Go to Mr. Mander
For some proper-gander;
Nothing could be grander
For stew, brother!
Then you want a slavey
Who can stir the gravy;
If his name is Davy,
He'll do, brother!
You've got no choice for your M.C.—
Ask Harry Holland, or he'll see
R—E—D!
Last considerations:
Frame your invitations
For the poor relations;
That's You! (They all point at audience).