Finale: Scene II.

(Tune: "Mademoiselle from Armentieres.") "Rule Britannia."

1. And now the Dock's come safely home Victoria!
Across the leagues of creamy foam Victoria!
And "Smithy's" fate is 'orrid cruel,
He's fourth chauffeur to Lady Mewl!
Wiki-tiki-toria!

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2. Gravey League.
And Lady Mewl has got the waves Victoria!
The Gravey League are now her slaves Victoria!
Barrack has returned to home,
Never again, we fear, to roam.
Wiki-tiki-toria!

3. Now Trickledown and all his force, Victoria!
Must fade away, as a matter of course Victoria!
And Howitzer has found his flock
Oh, girls, he got a terrible shock!
Wiki-tiki-toria!

4. And now it's over, bar the cheers Victoria!
The greatest crime we've had for years, Victoria!
So now we take this chance to say
We mean the dock and not the play.
Wiki-tiki-toria!