Bemused, Backward and Befuddled

Sid—
I'm a fool and don't I know it
Sidney Holland is my name.
I'm a dope and don't I show it
Lacking mind and brain.
Failure is a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
So this bloody revolution puts me on the brink.

I'm mild again
Beguiled again
A whimpering simpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

They're vaxed again,
Perplaxed again
They say that they're overtaxed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered are they.
Lost support and I hate it
My mistake I agree
Offer help and I'll take it
Alas! the blame's on me.
I'll hate to see.
Them take from me
And replace the homburg that clings to me
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I.