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Victoria University College. Extravaganza. "The Seven Year Switch." June 4 - 9, 1956.

Fanny Again!

Fanny Again!

Fanny
I've come across the ocean
To play female lead for you
I've played for Leo time and time again.
I've heard a lot of stories and I reckon that they're true
About New Zealand's hordes of surplus men.

I reckon I can teach them quite a lot
About the assets that a girl has got . . .
I'm Fanny from the wild wild West
Men say I'm nice but I'm not.
For at a dance or far fetched fest
I show them all that I have got.
When a feller tries to cuddle me
Convention say I give his face a slap!
But when his moustache tickles me
I somehow sorta wanta tickle back!
Some guys have whispered lets get wed,
Let's buy a ring and a bed,
But when my appetite's fed
I shoot the poor critter dead
I can't say no!