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Carry on Phil [1960]

On Sydney Side

On Sydney Side

On Sydney Side

"This is a strange story," said Judge Murky when sentencing Beat Nick, a 19-year-old youth, in the Supreme Court today. Nick told the following story.

"I was on the pad when the ginchiest cookie you ever perved made on the scene.

The cats were dragging wild on the stand. Joe was handing the skins like crazy. Dave was knocking the ivory, Gene was slapping the longthread, Paul was storming a blast and making jet tail jive. The beat was way out—solid man. The most. The doll slid a track on my beam. Man I flipped. I was in cloudsville. Like wow. Her threads weren't from cubesville. No man she had the space lace.

I made lips. "Hi doll" My thump pump blasted for the outer. "You're cruising a low beam," I said. "Let's make face."

"Like Brubecube." "You're space happy," she said.

"No doll," "Just in orbit." "I'm way out."

"You've been dragging poppy, daddyo."

"Snap the zero beam doll."