Opening Chorus

Act 1 Scene 1 My Army Undercover

Another episode of that thrilling and bewildering detective programme fresh from the sun-scorched sands of Miami Beach starring Deaf Thomasen, Private Investigator. And if your children are still awake, slip them a "micky finn". Would you want them to grow up as twisted and credulous as you?

Act 1 Scene 2 Going Astray

Your favourite (?) religious television comedy in which we take up once again the moving story of two charitable American priests in their parish in the slums of New York.

Act 1 Scene 3 N.Z.B.C. News

The news of the week, presented in the usual impeccable, friendly style to which we have unfortunately become accustomed.

Interval

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Act 2 Gunk

A weekly television documentary in which we reveal a remarkable scientific discovery, and its even more remarkable socio-political consequences.

Scene 1	Opening chorus
Scene 2	Our Martian Commentator
Scene 3	D.S.I.R.U.—Department of Scientific and Industrial Research for the Rugby Union
Scene 4	Our Martian Commentator
Scene 5	Club Sexotique (that night)
Scene 6	United Nations (later)
Scene 7	Our Martian Commentator again
Scene 8	Peking (later)
Scene 9	Waioru Military Camp
	. . . Break in Transmission . . .
Scene 10	Clyde Quay Terminal
Scene 11	Our Martian Commentator
Scene 12	Party scene
Scene 13	Our Martian Commentator with girlfriend
Scene 14	Finale

Cast in order of appearance

Martian	Paul Greene
Fred	Tony Hodge
Slynthia	Anthea Wright
Dirty Old Man	Mitchell Park
Kiwi Keith	Nick Olivier
MAO Itchy Tongue	Mitchell Park
Chewing Lie	Dan Bradshaw
Space Girl	Margaret Jenkin

Back Stage CRU

Stage Director	John Young
Stage Manager	Ian McMinn
Stage Designer	Bill Emsley
Properties	John Allum
Wardrobe Mistress	Jane Barton

CRU

• David Brown-Douglas
• Don Griffin
• Jim Arnold
• Norm Young
• John Thompson
• Brian Jones
• C. R. Taylor
• Geraldine Foot
• Hele Black
• Cheryl Waits
• Pam Tustin

Music

Rehearsal Pianist

David Laws

Chorus

• Bob Woodfield
• Brian Beard
• Michael Radford
• Barney McKinnon
• John Winton
• Steve Jamieson
• SUE Jackson
• Iris Mills
• Jacqueline Paterson

Male Ballet

• Lloyd Loakley
• Christopher King
• Greg Hope
• Neville Richardson
• Lloyd Thomas
• Denis Hardy
• Murray Henshall
• Malcolm Gordon
• Kevin Tate
• Michael Cornwall
• Hugh Bibby
• George Ellis

Band

• Lindmas Music LTD.

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The Producer

This year's show was somehow produced by Doug. Wilson, alias Jim Crint, World Handshaking Champion (Guiness Book of Records, 1965.—Ed.).

Thanks mainly to his devotion, perseverance, brute force and ignorance, another Extravaganza has reached the boards. Doubling as a scriptwriter, Doug. as is 21 years old advertising copywriter from Wanganui.

The Authors

Four poor souls are to blame for this year's debacle; Rad Brawbridge and John Mete-Kingi, two sometime Wellington law clerks, devised and painfully typed the first half of the show. When last contacted in Australia, counting Law Society Trust Funds and fingering their hand-painted silk ties, they were quoted as saying, "There are smiles that make you happy, there are smiles that make you rich." Food for thought?

GUNK was written by Doug. Wilson and Dennis Paxie, the latter being a large veteran Extrav trouper whose sense of humour is exceeded only by his efficiency as Chorus Director and Bouncer. A third year Arts student and member of the Student Union Executive, he prefers to remain anonymous. As a member of the World Record Breaking Victoria University Drinking Team at the Easter Tournament, his comments were somewhat incoherent if not downright unprintable.

Extrav Committee.

Don Mckenzie — Extra Controller.

Committee Andrew Cornwall, Ian Pinkerton, Hugh Campbell, John Young, Dennis Paxie, Murray Gray, Nick Olivier, Rad Drawbridge, Doug. Wilson.

Credits

Our thanks go to Leone Ralph who ably tutored and controlled the Male Ballet.

Barry Morgan for help in advertising.

And all the myriad other people who assisted in some way.