Steve Whitehouse

Steve Whitehouse

"You can do nothing at all" - Field Marshall Montgomery.

This is not entirely fair. Monty actually prefaced the above remark with the words "without the infantry". True story. But quite irrelevant, having very little to do with the author of Extrav's second half, "Allbody".

Well, he might.

Verily, we say with Whitehouse, 22 "and he findeth a brick wall, and going forth, he beat his head among them". Finding his niche in Broadcasting, he finds larger audiences to annoy.

And it is to this audience he addresses himself tonight. To you who have waded through this laboured wit.

You lack taste. You are not easily bored. Goodluck. You will enjoy Extrav (chiz chiz) nudge your neighbour awake. Now, back to Monty.