Zymotic Cardboard

may seem an odd word to begin an advertisement with - but then so is which is the only other word we have. Neither go a long way to describe what we want to tell you about, which is probably why we chose them. When you think about it (as so few do these days) zymotic is probably the last Word in the dictionary (it Was the last word in the one we looked at) and cardboard may have some meaning to a dying race of Goon Show fans. If you can't see what the two words have in common, then you too will need to buy Cappicade to find the answer. Not everyone can afford to live in the world of Cappicade - but if you can afford 1/6 to pay for this lousy programme then you can certainly afford 3/- for the capping magazine that's different (it has humour). On sale from Tuesday May 2nd in pubs, streets, and other unlikely places. Refuse all substitutes.

Piggy Muldoon for King!