Did You Ever-?

Dentist: “Yes, it will have to come out.”

Hector: “And what is the chair-rge for extr-raction?”

Dentist: “Seven-and-six.”

Hector: “Ech! Hoo much wad it be tae juist loosen it?”

“Your husband has given up smoking. That needed a strong will!”

“Yes. I have one!”