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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 6 (October 1, 1928)

Marry a Beautiful Woman

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Marry a Beautiful Woman

Joggins, the Progressive Candidate, was sweeping all before him. His opponents were in bleak and black despair. The bookmakers had long ceased to take any odds on Joggins. “No race,” the pencillers said when anybody tried get a “bit” on.

The queer thing was that Joggins seemed to be courting unpopularity. He was very gruff, very sarcastic in answering questions at meetings. He refused to promise a single slot telephone. He gave a hearty laugh when an elector suggested that the village railway station should have a verandah. He ridiculed the craze for Efficiency; he declared that the old ways were good enough for him.

The other candidates tried the same tactics—and soon there was a shortage of eggs for miles around. The foolish imitators had to wear trench helmets and visors, and thick, padded overalls at every meeting.

At last the secret came out. It was Aurora Blanche (Mrs. Joggins). She could trace back to the Montmorencies by a tangle of lines (or “lies,” as a malicious, envious slanderer alleged), too complicated for explanation here. She had a willowy form and large brown eyes, all-conquering through their long, dark silken curtains; it would be sacrilege to term them lashes. Her voice was as enchanting as the first spring song of a mated
On The Shores Of Lake Moana, West Coast, South Island. The party of Otago Farmers (which visited the West Coast recently) just before setting off across Lake Moana.

On The Shores Of Lake Moana, West Coast, South Island.
The party of Otago Farmers (which visited the West Coast recently) just before setting off across Lake Moana.

tui, mako-mako, or rerero. Her lips, in repose, had the dainty beauty of the first rosebud of summer, and when she smiled they were like living rubies playing with pearls. Her hands had the grace of grass, gently stirred by a zephyr. The frou-frou of her skirt in a drawing-room quickened everybody's pulse.

Under the spell of Aurora men who had been old enemies of Joggins became new, firm friends. They joined his committee in cohorts; they piled up the fighting fund. They would not let Joggins “shout” for anybody. “Leave that to us,” they said—and he did cheerfully enough.

At Aurora's afternoon teas the spoons simply shovelled votes into Joggins' barrow.

The election was slaughter. The three opponents of Joggins lost their deposits—and much more. They were chased by the populace on the night of the poll. The fugutives ran well, but they were caught in the second mile, and they went home nude. The crowd said it was an unpardonable insult to Aurora Blanche that such persons should presume to oppose her husband.

It was also a sweeping victory for the Party. On the morning after the election the Leader sent a long urgent telegram to Joggins requesting him to accept the portfolio of Internal Affairs.

On the way to the telegraph office Joggins woke up—still a bachelor.

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Health And Charm Of The High Level Lakes. “This pure air. Braces the listless nerves, and warms the blood. —Joanna Baillie. A Glimpse of Cosy Queenstown (1023ft above sea level), Lake Wakatipu, South Island.

Health And Charm Of The High Level Lakes.
“This pure air.
Braces the listless nerves, and warms the blood.
—Joanna Baillie.
A Glimpse of Cosy Queenstown (1023ft above sea level), Lake Wakatipu, South Island.