No Fun.

Two Scotchmen were chatting together, and in the course of conversation, they started talking about smoking.

“There's nae muckle pleasure in it, Jock.”

“How dae ye mak' that oot, Andy?” asked his friend.

“Weel, if ye're smokin' your ain bacca, ye're thinkin' o' the awfu' expense, and if ye're smokin' some ither body's ye're pip's crammed sae tight it winna draw.”

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