My Caf. Blues

Sirs, On Monday, 31st May. 1965, I bought two 6d bread rolls in the caf. In one of them the filling consisted of one piece of lettuce! One piece of lettuce!!! In compensation for the deficiency in fillings, both pieces of the bread roll were buttered. I ask you—is this a fair go? Should we be subject to this type of exploitation by Mr. F. Levanbach? If this continues, what will we be paying for by the end of the term? This should be "nipped in the bud" Now. No doubt I am not the only person who would appreciate an investigation by the Students' Association.