How low can you go?

Our Legal friends sure make the most of it when Anzals (that's telegraphese for Australian and New Zealand Association of Law Students) mooting, and council meetings, get their learned treatment. Pub crawls all afternoon before going to Downstage, go-go girls at the dance, and quaffing beers at 1 o'clock in the morning from atop of bar tables in a public bar while the gathered multitudes chanted "down. down, down . . ."