Unsourced

Rumour has it that a former Publications Officer is to become engaged to a hotel keeper's daughter. Congratulations, Neil and Erin.

Balloon boost

Another motion at the A.G.M. was that balloons filled with helium should be floated, by means of aluminium foil, 3.5 metres above the heads of persons passing down Willis Street, advertising the next A.G.M. of the Studass was lost.

Good heavens

The Atheist Society postponed its A.G.M. the Wednesday before Easter. The reason: An Act of God.

Queer ?

A remit on homosexual reform for Nzusa Easter Council was moved in Executive recently by Dave MacGregor, seconded by Rod Trott.

Cried Murray Radford: "Should we accept this from two guys who are flatting together?"

Bibbity bobbity

What kind of a hole is Masey? Reporters, particularly female reporters, at Easter Tournament had difficulty in connecting on news items because of the ice in Massey's Refectory Common Room. No doubt these mich will move into the new Union Building which will open in July.

Demo

A certain class is having difficulty in deciding what to do about their lecturer in Psychology. Why the difficulty —because lectures consist of a series of hotch-potch quotations read at a breakneck speed. The term exam is at 10 a.m. today. It is hoped to hold a protest meeting along similar lines to those of the V.U.W. Peace Committee. Its past president, Mr. R. Boshier, is not expected to preside