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Salient: Victoria University of Wellington Students' Newspaper. Volume 31 Number 19 August 6, 1968

Left Out Side

page 12

Left Out Side

Any young prohibitionist who stands for a Labour seat is likely to have his backing blow up in his face. No wonder with all the lemonade he's been drinking, What a gas!

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Young's made it from the Hutt to the House after 21 years on the local council, which he joined when he was 21. If Tony gets his Haas into gear and swears off the booze he'll be eligible for the top shelf Bellamy's by 1990. Just so long as the young men can keep alliance share of the vote.

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Rosa Luxemburg is not alive and hiding in South America; she's shacked up with the sage of Kelburn. In an exclusive interview she said cagily, "I've had it owin' to me."

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All This pontificating about the pill has taken the bait out of celibate. They say taking the pill makes you put on weight. Hands up any thin nuns. And how long since a thin Pope?

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Refund on unused pills includes option on Tablet for micksed marriages only.

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We're not allowed to say thing about the elections but a certain bank seems to have a fifth colmumnist threatening the campus monopoly.