Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume. 34, Number 8. 1971
Thermometer Dropping
Thermometer Dropping
the original undertaker, Jane, with bangs, & her hysterical bodyguard. Coo, who comes from Jersey & always carries his lunch / they screech around the corner & tie the old buick into a lamppost / along came three bachelors sprinkling the sidewalk with fish / they spot the mess, first bachelor, Constantine, he winks at second bachelor, Luther, who immediately takes off his shoes & hangs them around his neck. George Custer IV, third bachelor, weary from trying to chew up a stork, takes out his harmonica & hands it to first bachelor, Constantine, who after twisting it into form of a fork, reaches into shoulder holster of the bodyguard, removes a sickle, & replaces it with this out of shape musical instrument.. Luther begins to whistle "Comin thru the Rye" George IV gives out with a wee chuckle... all three continue down the avenue & dump the leftover fish into the unemployment office, all except of course for a few trout, which they give to the lady at the lost & found / accident is reported at 3 p.m. it is ten below zero
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