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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Vol 35 no. 7. 19 April 1972

Racist Bikie

Racist Bikie

Sir,

Of all the things that piss me off, nothing bugs me more than the lack of consideration shown to bike riders from those fuckwits known as pedestrians.

Nothing gives me more pleasure than a rap on my bike. I suppose it could be compared to an orgasm. Those unfortunates who practise coitus interuptus will no doubt be able to feel some-what for the frustration which inevitably occurs to me each morning. My abortive attempt occurs just after weaving my way through the set of crashbar crunchers at the entrance between the lecture blocks and Easterfield;

[unclear: -I]'m ready....rev shit out of my bike, drop clutch lean forward to compensate for front wheel lift, and lay rubber. But then to my [unclear: utter] dismay, some nose picking wog steps out in front of me. My bowels how!! Slam on anchors, and only with the greatest dexerty am I able to stop castrating myself on the tank cap as I skid to a halt.

Also, cars parked immediately outside reduct my exit speed by 15-20 m.p.h. I don't mind dinging a few cars but it tends to lower the air pressure in my front tyre

Finally, Kelburn parade makes a shit hot drag strip. Why pedestrians persist in crossing at any and all points is beyond my comprehension. The bloody pricks think they have as much priority here as anywhere.

The next goon who gets in my way will find a layer of rubber one inch thick from his coccux to his cranium.

Barden Rynis.