Virgo.

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A promising time for subversive activities. If you are a fresher, S.C.M. will make approaches. Maintain your normal flippant manner and enlist. If you are a later-year student, join the N.C.C. Your subversive activities will be fruitful if you wear a smile. Obtain the correct size.

You will assassinate Jack Marshall on May 31st at 6p.m. with a sharp 5c piece.

Grow a bear quickly and steal your little sister's etchings. If you're a guy, these will be handy in other ways.