Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Vol 35 no. 8. 27 April 1972
Pisces
Pisces.
A tricky time awaits you. Exercise your normal good judgement when playing the harpschichord.
You will lose $10,000 in a Monaco casino on the 11th of May, but all will not be lost. Prince Rainier will turn you into a prince/princess with a single kiss — your reward for contributing the $500,000th to the royal coffers.
Gyro Gearloose invents a pleasure machine for you tomorrow. Accept with reservations and enthusiasm.