Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Vol 35 no. 8. 27 April 1972
Aries
Aries.
Your pad will be raided by the Drug Squad at midday tomorrow. Don't worry, your pot has already been stolen by your father but, you will be arrested for running a house of prostitution.
Of course your innocent, but as your stars indicate a lengthly but pleasurable stay in prison, you will be indicted. If you're a guy, don't take along your vaseline. If you'r a girt, make sure the prison is stilt lit by [unclear: candlepower].
Tomorrow you will fall in love.