Herr Philip's Morning Walk

Those wishing to abuse or throw stones at the South African Consul, Herr Philips, may do so any morning between 9.15 and 9.30 when he limps from his house in Barnard street, down Park Road to his office in Molesworth St., (weather permitting). Several other old men smoke pipes and use a walking stick on this run so make sure you trip up the right bloke.

Wadestown Correspondent