Thursday

10.45am: Grand Opening Ceremony—Easterfield quad, featuring bubble-blowing, lolly scramble. Wear a strange costume!

11am: Pet Parade—Easterfield quad. If you have a family pet of which you are particularly proud, no matter how devious its pedigree, bring it along. The most horrific pet will be chosen by Mystery Guest Judge!

11am: Visual Arts Sale Of Prints & Pottery - Foyer. UUB. Food CO-OP Great Inaugural Sale—Foyer UUB. Buy your cheap vegies.

11.30am: Karate Display—Gym. With a bit of encouragement these men of power may reduce the entire gym to its foundations! Don't miss this! (Good views from 5th floor Rankine Brown)

12 midday: Dr Geiringer—Union Hall. Hear a four letter word or an original folk song! Dr Geiringer is being brought onto campus by the Psychology Society to soothe the savage beast—or something.

2pm: Speed is the Essence—Theatre. Free movie.

3pm: SIMS—Listening Room. Introductory talk on transcendental meditation.

5—7pm: SASRAC—Smoking Room and Lounge. Usual charges. Come for a couple of drinks to calm you down before you progress to the evenings' activities.

Approx. 6pm: Band in Ground Floor CAF. All things going as hoped, Dave Chin and his boys will be playing over tea-time—keep your fingers crossed for this one!

7pm: The Gospel According to St Matthew—Theatre....free.....free.....free film from Christian Union—a Marxist looks at Jesus Christ. First ten people get Murray Smith's autograph! Hurry!

7.30pm: Mystery Room—Dance Theatre—Smoking Room and Lounge. Sessions every half hour. No escape once you have entered. You have to be totally commited!

8pm: Wine 'N' Design—Union Hall. Visual Arts and Greek Club. Come and watch the two clubs destroy each other with an astonishing combination of Greek music, dancing, wine and designing. Door charge about $1 but this not yet final.

10pm—midnight: Mad Folk Dancing in the GYM. Whata way to go! Remember to keep some strength for tomorrow!

Thoughts for Tomorrow—Have you: written your bad poetry yet? baked a cake for the cake stall? offered billets for our three out-of-town poets?