Salient. Victoria University Students' Newspaper. Volume 39, Issue 4. March 22 [1976]
Muggleton Muggled
Muggleton Muggled
Dear John,
Even if you sit still its amazing what information you pick up. Even in the last week I inadvertently discovered that the nasty cat who spilled the beans on his associates who like Social Democracy, is none other than a respected and long standing member of one of the language departments.
Though I shouldn't be expected to find out all the information it is not unreasonable to expect that by next week I'll know more precisely who it is.
I also wish my protest to be registered that you allowed to be published a cruel and hurtful parody on my name penned by some obscure Transalvanian tramp. No more of it.
Yours sincerely,
Z.K.Muggleton-Spoffin.