Chunder Blunder

It was then discovered that no allowance had been made for the pies to be... shall we say... "utilized"... on the chunder mile. The sensible thing, of course course, is to get a sponsor to donate them, the mouldier the better, but Thrush had an another idea. "They should bucket chunder and make people eat it," be suggested. Salient is considering offering a prize to the first person to correctly guess on the day which option they choose.

Don't think I'm getting at Thrush, but I wouldn't feel competent it I didn't give him the proper attention due to one who was attending his last ever exec meeting. SRC Coordinator Peter Winter was also in a state of imminent retirement, but he took a rather different attitude. Fact of the matter was, he hardly contributed a thing while he was there and took the first opportunity (when Lindy Cassidy bent down to look at someone's shoes under the table) to leave.

Speaking of chunder, it appears the Friends of Hunter made lots of lovely lucre at a fundraising do and Welfare Officer Andrew Tees threw up all over the exec workroom floor. But enough of telling tales.