The Boot on the Other Frot

As a member of the Executive I would like to chunder over the wankers in this office in my full (and very tight - oh how so tight!) capacity, and my full incapacity.

I would also like to condone our President for his latest move of initiative:—

Legalising Frottage!

It is about time someone stood up and took a stance (preferably a Frotting stance) and took this very important, emotional issue in todays society.

Again, I would like to call all Frotters of the world together, and let them stand behind our most revered President.