The Spike: or, Victoria College Review, June 1910
Thomas
Thomas
"He says it's not progression, and he wears a sad expression."
—Capping Song.
Professor Laby is young. Youth and newness, however, are no handicap to the truly great. It is therefore without surprise that we hear that the Rev. Morton Barnes, in collaboration with his friend, Prof. Laby, has discovered the "Elixir of life." We have it on no less an authority than the reverend gentleman himself. We believe that Prof. Laby will not be content to rest on his laurels, and we are credibly informed that, in conjunction with Prof. Hunter, he has already made important researches on the subject of "Perpetual motion."